Hummus To Assault For

I had a girlfriend from Beirut in the mid-1980s who made hummus to die for. Apparently there's a woman in St. Johnsbury who makes hummus to assault for. Living in one of the crappy hotel probation and parole apartment buildings off Eastern Avenue, she came home the other night to find people partying in the hallway. Three women came to her apartment seeking hummus which she didn't have. Expressing extreme disappointment, two of her neighbors punched and kicked her in their disappointment. Assault charges are pending. Do they serve hummus in lockup?