Drive By Shooter Problems

Alleged drive by shooter Chino Rodriguez has a problem. His friend Michael Roya, who swears that he, not Chino, did the drive by shooting alone, must have been a very busy and dexterous man. The police announced that they found two different calibers of shell casings at the shooting scene. Picture, if you will, Royo driving the car and texting invective to the victim using Chino's cell phone whilst firing not one, but TWO pistols. How did Michael "Terminator" Royo manage it??!!  The only thing likely to save either of them will be an incompetent prosecutor----Bye bye boys.

Note--Roya was in court yesterday for violating conditions of a prison furlough while living in........drum roll please........Lyndonville. The judge, with infinite wisdom, released him to his home on the SAME conditions he is charged with having violated. Vermont judicial discretion. Priceless.